New Shower Curtain

"I WANT MY CIVIL MARRIAGE RIGHTS"" will make it's debut on Monday at 12:30 in front of the House and at 1:00 adorning the entrance to the Senate chamber. No doubt some will find it too pushy. Lawmakers in this state are used to a flaccid gay rights structure that is more than willing to indulge their slightest anxieties. Some seem to think that having everyone "calmed down" is the way to affect change. Nothing could be further from the truth.

No word on homofascist activities yesterday. If there were any, it wasn't covered.